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Old 12-25-2005, 04:56 PM   #1
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Okay, the age old question. Ninja or Pirate?

 
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Old 12-26-2005, 09:03 AM   #2
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Maybe the question should be:

"Ninja Pirate"
or
"Pirate Ninja"

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Old 12-26-2005, 10:38 AM   #3
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Pirates get to sail the ocean blue.

 
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Old 12-26-2005, 07:51 PM   #4
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My friend used to ask me questions like this all the time. I think he may have even asked me this exact question. It's a toughy though. Ninja's are like the night, but pirates get to wear fancy clothes and swear a lot and drink rum and sing and they get big swords and parrots on their shoulders. I take pirate. Although a good ninja could probably board a pirate ship and kill everyone on board before anyone knew he was there. That's a risk I'll take, I guess.
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:16 PM   #5
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I chose pirate even though I was in the Army.

Personally, I would never want to join an organization that drank a lot of rum (OK, that's the only good part) and sang songs about blowing a man down, or have a guy called a "rear admiral".
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Old 12-26-2005, 11:50 PM   #6
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I believe the daily pirate ration was a gallon and a half of beer a day.


 
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Old 12-27-2005, 12:18 AM   #7
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Quote:
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I believe the daily pirate ration was a gallon and a half of beer a day.
I could live on that, I think.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:43 AM   #8
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Maybe I'm too old, I can't understand this question sober or drunk.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:49 AM   #9
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Quote:
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Maybe I'm too old, I can't understand this question sober or drunk.
Just roll with it. I don't think it's supposed to make sense.
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Old 12-27-2005, 01:54 AM   #10
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Ninjas commit hari kiri because all they have to drink are those little cups of sake.


 
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