Even if you could crank the lids down tight enough to seal, as EP points out they are not designed to hold pressure and will probably explode.
Get a bunch of champagne bottles. Most of the time you can cap them with a standard capper. This is the perfect time of year to as a local hotel about saving them. Or just plan some dumpster diving on the 1st!
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk