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Old 11-05-2013, 06:45 PM   #1
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Was at a local liquor store beer tasting and heard a guy talking to some of his friends suggesting beers, and he said "I like the IPAs" but pronounced it eye-puhs. He was serious.

 
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:47 PM   #2
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"My favorite beer is Coor's Lite."

 
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:49 PM   #3
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Oye vey...or a gest that tastes a few different home brews of yours,then asks "you got any more of that bud lite with the lime in it?". I had to chuckle at that,since his brother gave him a brain duster after saying that. He loved my beers,as they wanted me to send them home with a mixed case of my beers for the 4th. I gave them a 12 pack. They said later their were no complaints. I guess that's a compliment?...
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Old 11-05-2013, 06:49 PM   #4
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"bottling sucks"

 
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:27 PM   #5
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See below, can't delete typo ugh...

 
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Old 11-05-2013, 11:28 PM   #6
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"Sure bro I'll help." .....doesn't show up on brew day.

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Old 11-05-2013, 11:35 PM   #7
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"bottling sucks"
^Doesn't bother me a bit.
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Old 11-06-2013, 12:31 AM   #8
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"Your beer is great. Tastes just like Steel Reserve"

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Old 11-06-2013, 02:06 AM   #9
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"You know, there's the places called 'stores' where you can actually buy beer that's already been made."
that group of unoriginal comedians can suck my grandma's d!^#.
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Old 11-06-2013, 04:02 AM   #10
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A co-worker said he hates going to breweries with his wife because she always orders "whatever tastes closest to coors light". He said next time she says that he's going to tell the server to bring a glass of water.

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