I especially love the fact that you try and distance yourself from the big city right off the bat! LOL! Actually, the family went to Chicago not too long ago to visit some museums and had a great time. I'd probably prefer the cornfields to city, but we saw some neat things and nobody got mugged, so...
If your takin' your girlfriend out tonight
You better park the car well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother in a cardboard box !