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Old 08-22-2013, 06:04 AM   #21
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That's not even a fair question, it's like asking How many drinks you've drank or times you have gone to the bathroom!!! Lol
The answer is two good sir. Always two. Over 10 years as a paramedic has taught me that no matter how effed up you are, your answer to the cops or medical personnel will always be two. Two drinks, Two Bowls, Two girls...... And seriously Cheezy! Hasn't the movie beer fest taught us all that the yeast will pull you down and your only hope is to drink your way out! Unless you used her as a ladder at which point I suggest the "Dead Hooker Ale" be copy written immediately lest you be out of what may very well be the next Ke(i)llerweizen.

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 06:43 AM   #22
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So that's what "pitching the yeast" means...I've been doing it wrong the whole time. Thanks Cheezy!
My brews have been suffering from premature fermentation. Yet my doctor says I shouldn't call until its been four hours.

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 08:45 AM   #23
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I'm jumping in before reading another post only cause if cheery started this it is epic. Does doing this count as the second post?

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:12 AM   #24
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Accidentally had SEX in my beer!!! ruined?

Did you taste it? Did you take a gravity? How long was it in primary? Did you bottle too soon? Did you run this past Revvy?
I caught you after signing off Dan....unless you only sleep a few hours a night.

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:16 AM   #25
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I'm jumping in before reading another post only cause if cheery started this it is epic. Does doing this count as the second post?
He makes me smile. We should just call him "cheery"

I was looking for an excuse for you Dan. It's late here and only 1 am there...your on your own.

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 09:22 AM   #26
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I caught you after signing off Dan....unless you only sleep a few hours a night.
Occasional insomniac if there is such a thing, I'm one.

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 10:08 AM   #27
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Photos or it didn't happen lol.
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:01 AM   #28
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Hi

Accidentally had SEX in my beer!!! ruined?
My visual.

Cheezy having a good brewday, but can't find mash paddle.
Uses dangly piece to stir.
It feels great and . . . well . . . there's an accident.

So, the answer is no. It was pre-boil.


 
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Old 08-22-2013, 11:21 AM   #29
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My visual.

Cheezy having a good brewday, but can't find mash paddle.
Uses dangly piece to stir.
It feels great and . . . well . . . there's an accident.

So, the answer is no. It was pre-boil.

On a good day your mash would be in the 150's That's a bit warm for my danglies.

I don't remember a question but I belive you are correct that it is "YES" or "B".

If the goal is to create a beer child, I would pitch after chilling. It is not as comfortable but should be more effective and if unsucessful, the taste will still be there...

 
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Old 08-22-2013, 02:12 PM   #30
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