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Old 08-21-2013, 12:35 AM   #61
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Jokingly call her "Waldo Butters". If she knows the reference, marry her.

But does she love polka?

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Old 08-21-2013, 12:51 PM   #62
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POLKA WILL NEVER DIE! Damn Straight.
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Old 08-31-2013, 08:51 AM   #63
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Was she married before, and if she was, what happened to her husband? Be very careful if shes widowed.
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Old 08-31-2013, 12:32 PM   #64
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I think that's hot... Well done, cheezy.

In all honesty though, someone has to do these jobs.. I scoop up blood and guts for a living... and I do scream at medical shows and horror movies, etc., for getting things wrong... lol
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Old 08-31-2013, 02:45 PM   #65
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I think that's a cool job that I could do with no issues, but I bet it gets tough when they find a body after it's been sitting in a 100*F house for 3 weeks and the maggots are in full force. I bet you can't even touch anything without it coming off, pull on a hand "off it come's" move a leg "off it goes" She may have an index finger in her purse that she doesn't know about.

 
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I think that's a cool job that I could do with no issues, but I bet it gets tough when they find a body after it's been sitting in a 100*F house for 3 weeks and the maggots are in full force. I bet you can't even touch anything without it coming off, pull on a hand "off it come's" move a leg "off it goes" She may have an index finger in her purse that she doesn't know about.
Actually, that would be my job.. Lol
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Old 09-01-2013, 02:42 AM   #67
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Was she married before, and if she was, what happened to her husband? Be very careful if shes widowed.
She is a widow. Husband died in a car crash. Seems legit to me She wasn't there.

 
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Old 09-01-2013, 12:29 PM   #68
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So long as there was no voodoo doll I think her story checks out.
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Old 09-01-2013, 03:38 PM   #69
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She is a widow. Husband died in a car crash. Seems legit to me She wasn't there.
Did she just do a brake job on his car?? If so.... RUT RO

 
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Was she married before, and if she was, what happened to her husband? Be very careful if shes widowed.
Double-stacking, eh? Remember Kill Bill?

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