This Friday I attended a wedding at New York's City Hall facility. Its not as impersonal as it seems, honestly, though it was a far cry from my own ridiculously planned-out affair. What struck me the most was the "Chapel Shop" where you can get silly wedding themed souvenirs and a few more practical articles such as bouquets. The bouquets, rather than being given descriptive names like "red roses" all have names like "Bliss," "Forever," or "Beloved". Any of these bouquets would have worked for my friends, had they chosen to bring flowers.
But what about the other people who have opted for a quick City Hall wedding? Why were they unrepresented amongst the bouquets?
My friends and I, whilst wating for the chapel to be ready for us, came up with a few really good names that would represent this group. Feel free to add some.
Joint Health Insurance
Adequate (for the groom's lapel)
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!