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Old 08-25-2013, 03:06 AM   #121
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Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement
You could be walking around lucky and not even know it

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Old 08-27-2013, 05:17 AM   #122
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I don't know where this comes from:
Yep, that's what it will be, the last of the wild horses
"I'd Tap That!"
HaPpY yEaSt HaPpY fEaSt


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Old 08-27-2013, 12:40 PM   #123
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"He couldn't find his own a$$ in the dark with 3 hands & a flashlight."

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Old 08-27-2013, 06:04 PM   #124
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Up and down more than a whore's nightie

More mouth than a bucket full of catfish

When the weather is hot and sticky
That's no time for dipping dicky
When the frost is on the pumpkin
That's the time for dicky dunkin

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Old 09-04-2013, 02:21 AM   #125
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North Richland Hills, Texas
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*Insert whatever relevant time*

Alright, I'll see you at 9:00 or 8:59, whichever comes first.

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Old 09-05-2013, 10:48 AM   #126
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That boys messed up as a football bat. Or ****ed up as a golf helmet.

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Old 09-05-2013, 12:50 PM   #127
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Sign over toilet tank in my Dad's basement bathroom:

We aim to please; Won't you aim too, please?

Don't sweat the minutiae!

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Old 09-05-2013, 05:58 PM   #128
Nov 2012
Strafford, New Hampshire
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Shut da damn door!! Ya think firewood grows on trees?

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Old 09-05-2013, 07:51 PM   #129
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.

The sun don't shine up the same dogs a$$ everyday.

Life is hard, it's even harder when your stupid.
(Think that is John Wayne)

Good enough for who it's for.
Can't see it from my house. Say these when your helping someone with their house

And my favorite from my Nonno (Italian for grandfather) and mind you he would say this in Italian. "You can't bury your **** in the snow and expect no one to step in it one day."

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Old 09-05-2013, 10:58 PM   #130
Life is Tough, Stupid makes it Tougher
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Clean enough to be healthy, dirty enough to be happy!
SSBN 618 G
SSBN 641 B
SSBN 658 G
SSBN 641 B

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