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Old 08-16-2013, 01:28 PM   #1
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Lets list some old sayings we've heard from our old timers whether we understood them or not.

My dad always told me "You're pi$$ing up a rope"!
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:19 PM   #2
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"Goddamnittohell!"
"Ain't got a pot to piss in."
"Went to **** and the hogs got him."
"Buster crab"
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Old 08-16-2013, 03:28 PM   #3
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my dad being a mechanic and myself being a mechanic, my dad would always say "don't stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your c***!!

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Old 08-16-2013, 03:36 PM   #4
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my dad being a mechanic and myself being a mechanic, my dad would always say "don't stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your c***!!
Mechanic or not, that's just good thinking!

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Old 08-16-2013, 04:26 PM   #5
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Useless as tits on a boar hog

Or referring to having sex as "getting some mouse ear"??????

I used to work with an old guy who would say those two all the time.

 
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Old 08-16-2013, 04:27 PM   #6
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Were you born in a barn
Walk up hill both ways to school
I brought you into this world, and I can take you out (my personal favorite)

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referring to a bald guy- "no need to shingle the barn when nothings inside"

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my friends grandpa would say "i would sooner F*** then eat and always be hungry."

during the fall hunting season a friend would always say "smells like Sadie's rotten crotch" cuz of the dying leaves and stuff.

i have more crude lines but doubt HBT would want them since some are a little racist.

 
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Old 08-16-2013, 10:19 PM   #9
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I'm not sure how common this is, but I like "Ehna", roughly translating to "isn't it"?

 
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Old 08-16-2013, 10:24 PM   #10
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"Honest to Pete!" (when you might otherwise say sh*t! after spilling dinner on the floor, etc.)

My grandfather always said, when we finished a tile job when I was a kid: "Good enough for women we date."

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