Rolling pin crushes don't work. Ask me how I know!
I picked up a never-used Corona at a local resale shop for $8. It is missing the hopper, so I'm thinking of sacrificing a stainless mixing bowl for the cause.
Primary 1: Maibock
Primary 2: Marzen (Oktoberfest)
Primary 3: Empty
Bottled/Kegged: Grateful Dead Guy, Bourbon Barrel Porter, Oktoberfest, Maibock, Barnyard Brown Ale, EdWort's Robust Porter, BierMuncher's Centennial Blonde, Mosaic APA, Moose Drool clone plus, Raging Red Irish Ale, Galaxy APA, Dead Guy clone