I was hoping this actually was a light lager. I would name a light lager 'Big Imperial Coffee Vanilla Stout,' and serve it in cans to unsuspecting guests.
I've never heard of this kit brand, though. What's special about it?
Bottled: Redcurrant wine, Brewer's Gold Single-hopped Best Bitter, Apfelwein, Yule Gruit, Sahti.
Secondary: Six Gallons of Fresh Air
Primary: Local honey mead, Anglo-German Golden Ale (Spalt/Saaz/Fuggle)