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Old 05-09-2013, 02:31 AM   #101
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Old 05-09-2013, 02:34 AM   #102
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I have not read through, but this is my most annoying, "Can you make Bud Light?" and my response, "I make beer. I p!$$ better than that."


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Old 05-09-2013, 12:33 PM   #103
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How long does it take? (I get this one so often it has become annoying)
Never thought about it because I repress my annoyance, but you're right, that could be the most annoying one. Usually I just say "depends on the style and type" and that will shut them up. If I try to begin explaining things I can see their eyes glaze over.
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Old 05-09-2013, 12:34 PM   #104
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I have not read through, but this is my most annoying, "Can you make Bud Light?" and my response, "I make beer. I p!$$ better than that."
My standard response to that is: "I make Bud Light every day, leave it in the toilet" or "sure I can piss in a bottle for you"
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Old 05-09-2013, 02:11 PM   #105
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My standard response to that is: "I make Bud Light every day, leave it in the toilet" or "sure I can piss in a bottle for you"
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Old 05-09-2013, 02:55 PM   #106
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"Wow, just Wow !! Now, I'm gonna take my shirt off and let you touch my Double D titties !!!"
Hope that wasn't a REALLY FAT guy.

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Old 05-09-2013, 05:57 PM   #107
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Why do all the home beer makers I know have beards?
I think you need to ask them "Did the home brew come first or the beard?"

I got lucky, my girlfriend likes bearded manly men, and I hate shaving, so it made sense to just keep a beard (sometimes well groomed, sometimes not). The home brewing came later (since last year the cherry harvest was bad, New Glarus was not able to do their Cherry Stout, and Abita Purple Haze rarely lasts long than it getting cold in the fridge I figured it was a good excuse to start home brewing to make clones of the ones my girlfriend likes, and make whatever I want in the mean time).
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Old 05-09-2013, 10:26 PM   #108
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I think you need to ask them "Did the home brew come first or the beard?"

I got lucky, my girlfriend likes bearded manly men, and I hate shaving, so it made sense to just keep a beard (sometimes well groomed, sometimes not). The home brewing came later (since last year the cherry harvest was bad, New Glarus was not able to do their Cherry Stout, and Abita Purple Haze rarely lasts long than it getting cold in the fridge I figured it was a good excuse to start home brewing to make clones of the ones my girlfriend likes, and make whatever I want in the mean time).
Same front on the girlfriend. I am actually supposed to be clean shaven for work, so I shave every once in a while or when fit testing comes about. At those times she gets sad and makes me wait until the last minute.
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Old 05-09-2013, 11:17 PM   #109
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"It tastes like beer" by my girlfriend to every beer I have made.. Guess its a compliment, sort of!
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Old 05-09-2013, 11:25 PM   #110
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Lets get back to the double d titties. I guess my beer sucks because I have never heard that .....yet. But hope springs eternal


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