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Old 05-05-2013, 11:11 PM   #1
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I work in a meat market and with a small group of coworkers that are constantly around, we have some random things we say daily that has become part of my regular vocabulary (often confusing people and irritating my girlfriend)

Chupa, or chepa - something to call a coworker

Mamada - term for a bunch of bull s**t (he called in, there is so much work to do, a bunch of mamada today)

Niiicccceeee looooiiiinnn. (nice loin) we work with meat loins, idk, haha

"i got it" (just say it to someone when you are doing any random task)

There are many more, but these ones popped into my head.

So what do you guys got? I'm sure there are many good ones


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my favorites:
"get the f@^$ out of my way!"
"stay the f@^$ out of my way."
"you can do it any way you want, as long as you do it my way."
"does it hurt having all that sand in your mangina?"
"harden the f@^$ up or go home!"
"I'm gonna punch you in the berries."


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my favorites:
"get the f@^$ out of my way!"
"stay the f@^$ out of my way."
"you can do it any way you want, as long as you do it my way."
"does it hurt having all that sand in your mangina?"
"harden the f@^$ up or go home!"
"I'm gonna punch you in the berries."
Haha, what do you do for work?
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Old 05-05-2013, 11:59 PM   #4
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Just do what you want to.....Your gonna do it anyways.
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Haha, what do you do for work?
I'm a social worker.






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"i hate my life"
"no problem"
"another day in paradise"
"dammit"
"how was your weekend"
"how are you"
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Creamy, you're supposed to like my 2nd post by now. *looks at imaginary watch*
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" I got bronchitis".
Watch and you will be a believer. Simple things keep an ER entertained.

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"How's it going? "
"Living the dream man. "
"Sorry about your ****ty dream."
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Me and my coworkers play a game where we mirror one of my bosses 3 phrases he repeats over and over again

1. You gotta sell the value
2. "security" or "secure connection"
3. You gotta wow the customer

And I'm pretty sure this man doesn't know what wowing the customer actually means since he thinks that putting a phone in the customer's hand is wowing them. Meanwhile I'm going above and beyond the norm to deliver a fantastic in store experience to the customer and I'm not wowing them haha. Ironic none of the customers he deals with come back to him, but every other sales rep has regulars.


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