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Old 05-05-2013, 03:39 PM   #11
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Maybe you could ask the Doctor for some homebrew advice.

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Old 05-05-2013, 03:42 PM   #12
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Bring the brew to the hospital with you. Just sayin...

Old 05-05-2013, 03:49 PM   #13
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Umm... I think you spelled wrong. This is a homebrew site.

I suggest going to the hospital.

But you could always try sawing your leg off. That is my most sound medical advice.

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Old 05-05-2013, 04:11 PM   #14
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Originally Posted by freisste View Post
But you could always try sawing your leg off. That is my most sound medical advice.
You must be an accupunturalist. His pains in his abdomen. I'd suggest sawing his stomach out.
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:17 PM   #15
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Lol bud i only came here because i wanted to know what the manly thing to do would be. I already know I have some horrible problems with my guts. I was asking should i be a man and tuff it out or be a girl and go
Because going to the hospital is so womanly.
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Old 05-05-2013, 04:27 PM   #16
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Dibs on his HB equipment

Old 05-05-2013, 04:28 PM   #17
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The manly thing to do

Old 05-05-2013, 04:37 PM   #18
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3 inches above your belly button is right around where your diaphragm is along with a group of other relatively important organs. Relative being used to describe other organs like your pancreas, transverse colon, and small intestine. Could be a GI bleed, exacerbated by the alcohol. Then again, it could be anything. What do I know? I'm not a dr., I'm just a paramedic.

Quick story: I treated a guy yesterday who had low blood sugar. He had gotten into a car accident because of the low sugar issue. After I administered some dextrose, his sugar went up to the point where he could understand what was going on. He declined to go to the hospital after myself and my partner asked him to go. He died this morning due to a massive heart attack. The two incidents are probably unrelated, however if he had gone to the hospital to get checked out, he may not have died today. Maybe, but I'll never know for sure. Go to the hospital, you idiot.

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Old 05-05-2013, 05:28 PM   #20
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I'm not even gonna acknowledge that this conversation is taking place on a beer forum. This is almost like something you would read or hear about on "odd" news day channle.

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