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View Poll Results: Do you Whop the first HORT you see????
3 eyed Horts are endangered and shouldn't be whopped. 2 8.33%
A hort brutally mauled my little brother, screw 'em. 4 16.67%
What did Horts ever do to you? 3 12.50%
Whopping the first Hort is IMPERATIVE. 8 33.33%
I use Horts as Gazspacho repellant. 1 4.17%
3 eyed Horts are the leaders in cancer research, and must be whopped gently. 1 4.17%
A brace of coneys and some taters. 13 54.17%
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:49 PM   #1
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I like to whop my hort as soon as it comes out of the sea!!!!!

Damned ugly, slimy buggars!
WHOP!!!!!! "Take that!!" WHOP WHOP!

Random Dude asks, "What are you doing????? Those things are on the endangered list!"

ME says, "Eff you DUDE!!!!! I always whop the first 3 eyed Hort of the season!!! Stand back or get a whopping yer own damned self!!!!!"

 
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Old 05-02-2013, 06:58 PM   #2
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I whop my hort when nobody is watching.

 
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Old 05-02-2013, 07:09 PM   #3
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Yes, yes. I like a little privacy myself....especially when the Hort starts to SCREAM and beg!

 
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Old 05-02-2013, 09:48 PM   #4
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What's taters?
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Old 05-03-2013, 01:57 AM   #5
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PO TAY TOES. Go nice with a brace of conies.....

 
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:09 AM   #6
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Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

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Old 05-03-2013, 01:16 PM   #7
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"Some lovely golden chips..."
Wait, can I still whop a hort or 2? And aren't the Italians going to feel bad?

 
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:19 PM   #8
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"Some lovely golden chips..."
Wait, can I still whop a hort or 2? And aren't the Italians going to feel bad?
Whopping Horts pre-dates Italy.

D'tubius of Descarius is credited with whopping the first Hort in 465 BC

He was walking along the shore in Ghana (africa) when the first malformed Hort came flopping out of the ocean screeching a pleasant greeting and good wishes for D'tubius' genitals.

Misunderstanding, D'tubius whopped the thing with his dick until dead.

He is rumored to have lived happilly ever after. That is why I first hort whop.

I just want to be happy!

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Old 05-03-2013, 03:13 PM   #9
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I'm still waiting on Cabela's Hort Whoppers: Deadliest Hunt 2013 for the Wii. I heard it was delayed.

 
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Old 05-03-2013, 04:52 PM   #10
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I'm still waiting on Cabela's Hort Whoppers: Deadliest Hunt 2013 for the Wii. I heard it was delayed.
I know! How silly. Just because you WHOP them with your penis......

 
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