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Old 04-24-2013, 05:50 PM   #1
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Subway cookies are flat, under-baked, doughy, nasty things.

The only time I eat them is when they are fresh from the oven and the clerk doesn't mind giving "hot" cookies to a customer.

I know these things are baked from pre-made dough, but please bake them until they are done! (I've found one subway; which makes their frosted sugar cookies very well; they are nice and fluffy; baked through; the frosting is very well made. Other than that; YUCK!)

That is all. Thanks for listening.

 
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:07 PM   #2
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Panera cookies >> Subway

 
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Old 04-24-2013, 06:49 PM   #3
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Yeah their sandwiches pretty much suck too.

 
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Old 04-24-2013, 08:28 PM   #4
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Jimmy johns FTW!

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Old 04-24-2013, 08:40 PM   #5
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Old 04-24-2013, 08:41 PM   #6
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Yeah, subway cookies are the feces that homeless people and musicians with their guitar cases open leave for the janitor to scrape up between trains.

I sure as hell never want to see one, much less smell it. Why in the name of Satan you decided to put one in your mouth is beyond me.

 
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Old 04-26-2013, 03:30 AM   #7
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Last time I was in a subway, the "artist" grabbed my loaf of bread, then reached across his hand with the knife to cut the bread. Just as I was thinking boy that looks like a great way to lose a digit, sure enough the "artist" sliced his hand to the bone. That was when I decided that I really didn't need a subway sandwich for lunch.

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Old 04-26-2013, 05:32 AM   #8
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Yea, dude, if you eat the sandwiches at subway, I really don't see how you're qualified to judge the quality of their cookies.
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Old 04-26-2013, 01:23 PM   #9
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I mean, street vendors are a little sketchy, food served by junkies and musicians in an underground rail station is a complete crapshoot.



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Old 04-26-2013, 02:20 PM   #10
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Last time I was in a subway, the "artist" grabbed my loaf of bread, then reached across his hand with the knife to cut the bread. Just as I was thinking boy that looks like a great way to lose a digit, sure enough the "artist" sliced his hand to the bone. That was when I decided that I really didn't need a subway sandwich for lunch.
But you still wanted it right?

I like how when I go to Subway and I say I want a "crazy amount of pickles" they comply. I then scrape off the pickles (I hate pickles) and take them home and jar them.
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