An old joke...
3 fellows are at a pub and each get a fly in their beer,
American - "Bartender, I'd like another, there is a fly in my beer"
Englishman, says nothing, picks out fly and keeps drinking.
Scotsman, grabs fly - "Spit it out you little bastard!!!"
On Tap - Haus Ale, Baltic Porter.
Fermenting- SNPA Clone, Half Wit