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Old 04-10-2013, 12:41 PM   #1
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The following is because I am the original white guy, also i am a dad, and older than 40:


Everybody calls me "Supa Hoppe"
I brew so funky that I just can't stop
I'll ferment from the bottom or from da top
And use 2 pounds of that funky fresh crop.

What?!

Hum-to-the-U-to-the-L-U-S,
l-u-p-u-l-u-s
Gotta get me mo' o' dat bitterness
Said what? what? what? what? what is this?
Only sev-en-tee-2 IBU?
Yo, boy, what the f*ck is wrong with you?
I thought I done tole you what to do,
U gotta drop mo' cones in your homey-brew.

Got Chinook, Simcoe, Hallertau and Saaz.
That sh*t's comin out my Supa ... ears.
I got em for bitterin' and aroma
Damn, I just dry hopped your Corona.

Haul that Miller back to the chiller, killer.
And let Supa Hop be the flavor filler.
So, U think that Becks is a little bitter?
It tastes just like god-damn kitty litter,
Now wash that crap down the sh*tter, quitter.
I just tweeted "Mo Hoppes" on god damn Twitter.

All the ladies say "Oh please don't stop"
"You brew it soooo good, Mr. Supa Hoppe."
Cuz, I brew it like this, or brew it like that,
hell I even damn brewed with a wiffle-ball bat
But it ain't no beer without Supa Hoppe
It ain't no brew without Supa Hoppe"

Please donate to my rhyming dictionary fund at your convenience.

Anyone want to submit verse -- please post response for consideration and possible editing for final includsion.

Reason: edit#2 i spels and grammered bad.

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:26 PM   #2
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I fo sho feel it!
So funny, I kinda wanna steal it!

Now get t'werk on the video
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Old 04-11-2013, 12:18 PM   #3
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I fo sho feel it!
So funny, I kinda wanna steal it!

Now get t'werk on the video
I'm seriously considering recording it -- i have some musical instruments and decent recording equipment laying around the house...

Just need to flesh out some more lyrics.

 
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Old 04-11-2013, 01:42 PM   #4
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Oh Shaysh! It's about to GO DOWN!

Aright stop what you're doin, cuz I'm about to ruin,
the barley and the hops that you're used to.
"It looks bitter!"
But, yo, you're gonna git her, see?
so yo, world, I hope you're ready for me.

Don't pound it down!
I'm the new brewer in town
And my beer's made here in my garage in town

I don't make money
But my beers can make me funny
They smell great, and taste fly
And I don't even know why, yo!

It's like an addiction
I just can't quit it
I always be mashin' sht
and gittin jiggy wit it!

So don't stop, yo
And don't call the cops
I'm doin it fo real and I just can't stop

MO HOPS!
MO HOPS!
All the other Mutha F^(Ka$
can just suck my airlock!

You down with ABV?
Yeah, you know me!
Who's down with ABV?
Yeah you know me!


EDIT: Props to Digital Underground and Naughty by Nature

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Old 04-11-2013, 02:50 PM   #5
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Oh Shaysh! It's about to GO DOWN!

Aright stop what you're doin, cuz I'm about to ruin,
the barley and the hops that you're used to brewin.
"It looks bitter!"
But, yo, you're gonna git her, see?
so yo, world, I hope you're ready for me.

Don't pound it down!
I'm the new brewer in town
And my beer's made here in my garage in town

I don't make money
But my beers can make me funny
They smell great, and taste fly
And I don't even know why, yo!

It's like an addiction
I just can't quit it
I always be mashin' sht
and gittin jiggy wit it!

So don't stop, yo
And don't call the cops
I'm doin it fo real and I just can't stop

MO HOPS!
MO HOPS!
All the other Mutha F^(Ka$
can just suck my airlock!

You down with ABV?
Yeah, you know me!
Who's down with ABV?
Yeah you know me!


EDIT: Props to Digital Underground and Naughty by Nature
See bold for constructive addition.

Hope you ain't tryin to start no hip hoppe war

If so:
I'll start a new edition of prohibition
I'll make shuttin you down
My main mission
Blow you up, clown -- like nuclear fission.

Although I may be olde and pasty white
My rhymes are fresh and packed real tight
Yes - i AM supa hoppe
I got the tasty brews that you just can't top.

 
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Old 04-11-2013, 05:16 PM   #6
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That addition doesn't fit the original...

Just keepin it real.

And just so ya know:

I'm Homer C with the idal
I'm not a hip hop idol
my rhymes are old, and kind of slow
just like me, don'tcha know!

Ain't nothin' fresh
or new up in here
Just a regular cracker
who likes to brew a beer

Or two or three
Whatcha get
is whatcha see
Ain't no chance for top position
cause all my rhymes are reconditioned

So bring it down a notch
and don't be hatin
If you wanna rap battle
It looks like you'll be left waitin

till I can pull up my online thesaurus
That's all I got, I got no more... us

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Old 04-12-2013, 12:09 PM   #7
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Norse, you really need to make a video. We all need a homebrewers rap.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 05:00 PM   #8
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Norse, you really need to make a video. We all need a homebrewers rap.
Since the preggonaut is expected to deliver the 2nd baby in september, i will have to make it go fast. My studio becomes the guest room when the best room becomes the nursery...

First i have to record it.

 
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Old 04-12-2013, 06:03 PM   #9
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I'd like to say I'm starting on a parody of Doowhatchalike, called, obviously, Brewhatchalike, but reality says I'll never get around to it.

I see guys and girls mashin'
Yeah, Brewhatchalike
I see guys and girls sparging
just brewhatchalike
rich poor high or middle class
let's get together and have a few laughs
and brewhatchalike

 
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Old 04-15-2013, 05:09 AM   #10
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Holy sh*t! A 40 year old white guy even nerdier than me! You rule!
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