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Old 04-04-2013, 04:14 PM   #1
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The other day I wound up using half a packette of yeast. The other half I put in a ziplock bag and squeezed out all the air... lets see if it works.

But I was thinking, yknow what would have been perfect? One of those itty bitty ziplock bags. However, I am unable, in 33 years of life, to find such things in a store.

Y'know where I see them aplenty? On COPS, coming out of a drug dealer's back pocket usually.

Obviously, plastic baggie manufacturers are marketing to the bad guys directly. If the drug dealers have them, and we law abiding citizens do not, then there is a problem. Follow the baggies and see where the trail ends.

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Old 04-04-2013, 04:23 PM   #2
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I buy mine either at a dollar store or at Michael's Arts and Crafts.
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Old 04-04-2013, 04:24 PM   #3
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This is NO time for rational solutions!
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See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


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Old 04-04-2013, 05:21 PM   #4
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I think that I actually heard of a town banning them a couple years ago. But, yeah, a craft store is the way to go.

edit: I did some googling, and apparently it was Chicago that attempted to ban them. I didn't find out if it (passing the ban) was successful or not. I lost interest when I learned that I didn't make it up.
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Old 04-04-2013, 05:42 PM   #5
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head shops carry them as well, for tobacco purposes....

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Old 04-04-2013, 05:59 PM   #6
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for tobacco purposes....
Oh, of course. Just like people use "water pipes" to smoke tobacco.

 
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:02 PM   #7
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Oh, of course. Just like people use "water pipes" to smoke tobacco.
hmmmm... never thought of that.

 
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:14 PM   #8
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We used to see them come up on the screens at work quite a lot. We don't see them so much any more.
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Old 04-04-2013, 10:23 PM   #9
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Our lab at work uses them for running purity tests so there must be a big supplier you could over a kajillin of them.

 
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:05 PM   #10
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You guys are concentrating on all the wrong details...
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
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YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


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