My wife just did a 10 day business trip in Kentucky. Other than the Obama statue I really have nothing against Kentucky... only now its where my wife is stolen away to for extended periods. Friggin Kentucky.
So she gets home the night before last at 130AM. I wake up and talk to her just long enough to chide her for not having her keys, and we go directly to sleep.
The next day, yesterday, is where things get interesting. "So, when I was gone did you make the Irish Red you bought the stuff for?" "No actually I didnt have the energy" "Want to do it this weekend?"
"You want to help me brew?"
Turns out between the boredom of living in a hotel room and being away from me, now she just wants to spend time with me. Even though she isnt hugely interested in brewing. I think Im going to keep her.
So, uh, thanks Kentucky. You jerk.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!