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Old 09-25-2007, 03:57 PM   #1
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Last night while my wife was stuck at work late the UPS man did come to drop off my snuck brewings equipment order...but.....HE ONLY DELIVERD BOX 1 of 3!
I'm done for! The rest come tonight and I will be sooo busted
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:02 PM   #2
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First off, I had to re-read the first part of that. My heart skipped a beat. The title reads "Killed By the UPS Man", then the first part of the post reads, "Last night...my wife was stuck..." which looked liked "struck" to me. For a second I thought your wife got run over by a UPS truck. Yikes.

Anyway, what do you mean, "busted"? If you think that you can hide this hobby from your wife, you're mistaken...unless you have a secret brew cave under the house....
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:04 PM   #3
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Agreed, I know it is easier to ask forgivness but this is one thing that you can't sneek by, just try to bring her in on it too, could be a fun family event.

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Old 09-25-2007, 04:05 PM   #4
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Repeat after me: "Hello, my name is WormBoy, and I'm a brewholic."

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Old 09-25-2007, 04:06 PM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evan!
unless you have a secret brew cave under the house....

What you don't?

Seriously, buy her something she's been wanting and your good to go...

 
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:07 PM   #6
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What you don't?

Seriously, buy her something she's been wanting and your good to go...
I'm always open with my wife about my brewing addiction. She loves my beers, so she doesn't argue too much. And it's never about money, just about taking 6+ hours out of my weekend to brew.
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98: Moss Hollow Soured '09 72: Oude Kriek 99: B-Weisse 102: Brett'd BDSA 104: Feat of Strength Helles Bock 105: Merkin Brown
.on tap | kegged:
XX: Moss Hollow Springs Sparkling Water 95: Gott Mit Uns German Pils 91b: Brown Willie's Oaked Abbey Ale 103: Merkin Stout
98: Yorkshire Special 100: Maple Porter 89: Cidre Saison 101: Steffiweizen '09 (#3)

 
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:11 PM   #7
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Quote:
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What you don't?

Seriously, buy her something she's been wanting and your good to go...
Or make her a house beer all to herself
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:15 PM   #8
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Haha no Evan! I didn't mean it like that....

I mean you don't have a secret brew cave? Jeez don't know how I'd live without mine jk


 
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Old 09-25-2007, 04:18 PM   #9
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She just isn't a beer person. She has tasted a number of my beers and said they tasted great "If she liked beer" Whatever that means.
In terms of the spending, I just tend to buy everything I want [need] as the impluse strikes me, so with these next few boxes my ten gallon set-up is completely dialed in. No more kettle/water/burner shuffling. Three kettles, three burners, no lifting - yipee.
But a brew cave aye?
Hmmm, I could start to dig through a basement wall....
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Old 09-25-2007, 05:39 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Evan!
unless you have a secret brew cave under the house....
My beer cave is a lot like this, except for beer.

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