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Old 03-08-2013, 04:55 PM   #1
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Here's the game. Post your best insult, either one you made up or heard elsewhere. The catch is that it has to make little or no sense. Under no circumstances are these insults to be hurled at one another for any reason other than comedy, and if this gets heated I will slap everyone involved iwth a salmon. I'll do it.

Some examples of my favorites:

F**k a fruit basket!
Stick a waffle in your oriface!
You're like a yard sale... you got one of everything but none of them match

and

If my dog looked like you I'd slap my mother



Enjoy folks.
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:01 PM   #2
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Why don't you go outside and play a nice game of hide and go f*ck yourself?

Edit: Side note - why are we always censoring ourselves on this forum, doesn't it clearly state NSFW?

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Old 03-08-2013, 05:13 PM   #3
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Edit: Side note - why are we always censoring ourselves on this forum, doesn't it clearly state NSFW?
Oh, stop whining you fecal fishingnet.
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




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Old 03-08-2013, 05:14 PM   #4
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You're half the man that cheezy is.

Oh wait, that wasn't personal, was it?

Okay, cheezy is double the man you are.

 
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:17 PM   #5
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AZ, you're the Don Quixote of donkey dookie.
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In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


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Old 03-08-2013, 05:23 PM   #6
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may electric eels invade your hot-tub.
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:30 PM   #7
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Did your parents have any kids without brain damage?
You're a walking case for abortion.
ESAD
FOAD
Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.
If you had another living brain cell it would be lonely.
You can't afford to give anyone a piece of your mind.
Go play hop-scotch in a mine field.
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:30 PM   #8

You couldn't be the life of the party at a morgue
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:32 PM   #9
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Funny, you couldnt get laid on death row of a woman's prison with a fistful of pardons.
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See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


 
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Old 03-08-2013, 05:47 PM   #10
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I don't know what the hell is wrong with all of you, but I bet it's hard to pronounce...

Cheers!

 
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