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Old 03-10-2013, 03:01 AM   #11
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Endorphins... Case closed..

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:30 PM   #12
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One of my neighbors wives came over after she had been drinking a little at her house and she started pounding my home brew (3- 12 ounce glasses - so not a lot) but she just banged them back and started to sing along with Jenny Rivera videos on YouTube - within no time she was crying and stumbling around - to the point where I called her husband and told him to come get her.

When he came in to take her home and he told her I had called him - she turned into a devil she-witch and started yelling in my face and smashing her glass down on the table - almost taking my eye out. He had to grab her like a cop doing a take down and drag her kicking and screaming and yelling back to their house - fighting the whole way.

The next day everything was overturned in the back yard and some of her jewelry lost in the struggle turned up... Needless to say - she's not invited to any more parties - but Christ - this stuff must have an evil spirit in the bottle.

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:38 PM   #13
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Ha ha wow some people just can't ha Dale real drinks that are not watered down fermented urine.

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:44 PM   #14
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She sounds like a good time gal

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:12 PM   #15
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Oh - the fun... Having a ringside seat to it was a real treat. Not to mention the couple of thousands of dollars of audio equipment that was 6 inches away from where she slammed her drink down. By a stoke of luck - not a drop hit it..

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:18 PM   #16
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Lol at least you didn't have to kill the crazy biatch. Although you woulda probably done her man a favour

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 04:22 PM   #17
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Drinking my homebrew increases my 401k yield by 0.25%. True story.

 
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Old 03-11-2013, 09:44 PM   #18
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Put chili peppers in your homebrew beers....stout or the like. I swear it's hallucinagenic and I have others who've tried it to back up that assertion. Must have something to do with pours our sinuses opening up and letting the alcohol right it. Not talking about just getting buzzed but trippin' ballz.
I'm game. What kinda peppers, what quantity, should they be ground up?
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Old 03-12-2013, 12:46 AM   #19
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I used chipotles in adobo sauce right out of the can. Rinse the sauce off then dry hop ....er pepper with them in a paint strainer bag. I only had about a gallon of American stout left so I put 2 peppers in for about 24 hours and it turned out about right. The chipotles give a nice mild late burn and make you hallucinate a little.
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:55 PM   #20
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One of my neighbors wives came over after she had been drinking a little at her house and she started pounding my home brew (3- 12 ounce glasses - so not a lot) but she just banged them back and started to sing along with Jenny Rivera videos on YouTube - within no time she was crying and stumbling around - to the point where I called her husband and told him to come get her.
I'd do other things to my neighbor's wife way before calling her husband to come get her.... The spirit is evil in my favor.
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