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Old 03-04-2013, 01:45 AM   #1
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if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card

 
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:49 AM   #2
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if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card
Only if you do it in such a way that either:

a. you make bubbles in the sink
b. The dishwasher rattles.
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:52 AM   #3

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if i fart while doing the dishes do i get to keep my man card
I thought it was mandatory . . .

 
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Old 03-04-2013, 01:54 AM   #4
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That's hilarious
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Old 03-04-2013, 04:40 PM   #5
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Only if "doing the dishes" is your way of saying "having sex"...

 
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Old 03-04-2013, 05:08 PM   #6
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Only if "doing the dishes" is your way of saying "having sex"...
Sadly, no.


But it does greatly increase the odds.


(Doing the dishes I mean. The farting, not so much.)

 
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:03 PM   #7
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I might give you credit if you are single. But then why would you have dirty dishes anyway.

 
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