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Old 04-09-2013, 03:40 AM   #141
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You think maybe he is just under inflated and if you blow real hard a wiener might pop out?
Reminds me of an old Bill Cosby routine where he is talking about his newborn daughter, and he says if you hold her nose and blow really hard into her mouth you still might have a chance of popping that innie to an outie.

 
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Old 04-09-2013, 10:12 PM   #142
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You think maybe he is just under inflated and if you blow real hard a wiener might pop out?
Since he's plastic, and not a real baby like Bill Cosby was talking about, it might work. I'm just not interested though. Would prefer to sell him. The rightful owner is not stepping up to claim him. And, still no offers....

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:53 PM   #143
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That's what he's designed for :P
God, I hope that is what he meant. No one would step right into that.....would they??

Nice zinger anyhow

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:57 PM   #144
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There are male singers that I kinda develop a man crush on, but I think that is because I HAVEN'T SEEN THEM, lol.
Josh Ritter, Mason Jennings, and a few others give me a warm fuzzy feeling when I listen to them, but I am 99.78965% sure that if I saw one of their hairy asses, the feeling would sour immediately.

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 01:58 PM   #145
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God, I hope that is what he meant. No one would step right into that.....would they??

Nice zinger anyhow

Um, I'm a she and no I didn't make that connection. I was thinking pine straw.... you know, so he didn't pop when he got pecked.

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:02 PM   #146
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Um, I'm a she and no I didn't make that connection. I was thinking pine straw.... you know, so he didn't pop when he got pecked.
I am sorry!!

Since you are incapable of stuffing it with what BB was joking about, the joke is no longer funny.

I apologize.

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:08 PM   #147
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Since you are incapable of stuffing it with what BB was joking about
That's why I said he's useless to me so I want to sell him. He is vintage 1985. At just 28 years old, he's still a young stud, err... maybe not a stud anymore. But still, he has his uses, says on the box that he holds 250 pounds, you can get him to carry your fermenting vessels for you. PM if interested, we can be discreet about it.

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:17 PM   #148
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Because I like ambiguity.....


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Old 04-10-2013, 02:20 PM   #149
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That's why I said he's useless to me so I want to sell him. He is vintage 1985. At just 28 years old, he's still a young stud, err... maybe not a stud anymore. But still, he has his uses, says on the box that he holds 250 pounds, you can get him to carry your fermenting vessels for you. PM if interested, we can be discreet about it.
I am backing away slowly....you win.....

 
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Old 04-10-2013, 02:21 PM   #150
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Big John has been getting more action in this beer forum in the last couple of weeks than he/she has got in your barn over the last 28 years.

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