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Old 03-04-2013, 08:59 PM   #231
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We have signed on for certain things in this country whether we like it or not. We have agreed to park in an appropriate manner if we drive a car, and our behavior whilst driving can cause our car to go from "property" to "not my property" in rather short order. We also agree to tip bartenders and servers. We agreee the moment we choose to not fire up the stove and go out to eat. Its also important to remember that the things a server can do to your food if you are an *******... the stuff you will likely never find out about... are horrible and legion.
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Old 03-04-2013, 09:19 PM   #232
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Home Depot is not my favorite place, when we bought our house I went there and I was buying paint we went to checkout and I picked up one of the can from the bottom of the cart where the paint guy put them and the lid just slid off and dumped half a can of paint all over me.
Then ensued an hour of mne standing there covered in paint while my wife and 1 year old son drove home to get me a change of clothes while the staff cleaned the floor and the manager made a big fuss over a small amount of paint on the sole of his shoe, not once did any one of them offer to take me somewhere private as we were next to the exit, so every customer was looking and pointing at me as they left the store.
If It had been me as a manager I would have at least got a cheap pair of coveralls and offered those to change into.
Please say it was red paint that got on your coat. Please.

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Old 03-05-2013, 01:54 AM   #233
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And lets make it a fur coat.
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Old 03-05-2013, 05:28 PM   #234
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No it was white paint on a new black leather jacket, they do pay me for most of the clothes but the $200 for the jacket they had the nerve to send me Home Depot gift cards it took 6 months to get that.
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:37 PM   #235
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Ok I got one from a few years ago. My dad and I were buying some steaks in the meat department of a grocery store. They were cut a little on the thin side, so he asked the guy behind the counter if we could get some bigger steaks. It was pretty obvious that we were looking for thicker steaks.

The guy's response: "I can't control the size of the animal, sir."

I'll never forget that.
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Old 07-13-2013, 07:58 PM   #236
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This threads been dead for awhile but I had a great one today. Went rite-aid today with the boy to get a birthday card for wife tomorrow. While checking out the cashier informed me copper is a great conductor of electricity. She seemed a few beers short of a six-pack.

 
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:30 PM   #237
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Hmmm... how did that come up?
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Old 07-13-2013, 08:58 PM   #238
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I have no idea. That's why it's there

 
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:31 PM   #239
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I have no idea. That's why it's there
random informers are my favorite cashiers.
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Old 07-13-2013, 10:50 PM   #240
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That's how common sense is passed along
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