Personally, I have a mental block about shovelling when I pay to live there, when I own I will shovel. I say this every year until a neighbor or someone on the street needs help getting their car out, and my hardcore attitude softens.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!