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Old 02-07-2013, 01:59 PM   #1
Aug 2010
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Show your love and submit a the most creative Valentines Poem and Win a free Chugger SS Center INlet pump ( Center Inlet Only). Stay tuned for a promotional code sale tommorrow 2-8-13.

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:01 PM   #2
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Jun 2011
, CA
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Done via Facebook

My dear
It's been years
And still here we are
Chugging along
Like a pump to the stars
If ever I lost
The one that is you
The ineffable pain
The going insane
Well... I'd still have brew
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:10 PM   #3
Jul 2012
Raleigh, NC
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Saw this on Facebook and post my silly poem there...

(A poet I an't but it was a slow day at work...)

Cherry Chocolate Stout:

My love is like a cherry and cherries go with beer.
My love is like chocolate and chocolate goes with beer.

My love, loves stout, a malty stout, for her a fine fine brew
…and for this Valentine’s day I will make her special brew

Some cherries and some chocolate will be added to the wort
I’ll make Cherry Chocolate Stout that can be eaten with a fork

…and when the fourteenth rolls around two cases I will give
Because, beside beer!, she is the reason that I live

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Old 02-07-2013, 02:17 PM   #4
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Apr 2010
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I went old school and simple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh how a chugger pump, would help me brew.
Mike in Duluth

Currently on Tap
1. Hefeweizen
2. BM Centennial Blonde
3. LHMS Clone

Next on Tap-Denny Conn Rye IPA
Kegged and aging Ed Worts Apfelwine, Denny Conn BVIP
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Old 02-07-2013, 02:20 PM   #5
Nov 2010
Tampa, FL
Posts: 267
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Pumpin' my wort just watch it go
Chugger pump just makes it flow

Pumpin my wort from far to near
soon that wort is gonna be beer

Short and sweet. PM me for my address, where to send the pump. thx.

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Old 02-07-2013, 09:28 PM   #6
Nov 2009
Posts: 327
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Roses are Red,
My Balls are Blue,

I've brewed so much beer,
My wife is too drunk to screw!
“God bless Homebrewing Beer. There are many things a man can do with his time. And this, is better than those things.”

Gulf Coast Brewers League

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Old 02-07-2013, 10:03 PM   #7
Nov 2010
Holland, Michigan
Posts: 24
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Drury day forthwith hope,
StarSan in your eyes,
It more then just soap.

Broken sorrow by days end,
I brew a gallon,
By a factor of 10

Dismayed by forces beyond my control,
No tier brew stand,
leaves a heavy pot to hold.

Collaborative efforts exonerate the cost,
With the help of my friends,
Fluid mechanics will not be lost.

Methodologies applied with feverous proclamation,
7 gallons per minute,
Magnetic drive leaves no chance of fluid stagnation.

Conclusion I rendered of my brewing adventure
Sign of happiness,
A chugger pump moves it better then a blender.

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Old 02-07-2013, 10:09 PM   #8
Dec 2011
Tulsa, OK
Posts: 613
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I'm poor,
and you're rich,
I ditched the ol lady,
cause she likes to bitch.

now i can brew,
without her complaints,
for this is my method,
a proper restraint.

one thing i know,
and it is quite true,
valentines day sucks,
so lets drink a few.
(too many)

"If you are a big tree, we are a small axe, ready to cut you down."-Bob Marley

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Old 02-07-2013, 10:15 PM   #9
Aug 2011
Greenville, SC
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Roses are red
I love to brew
My girlfriend wants a pump
Oh, and I do too!

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Old 02-07-2013, 10:23 PM   #10
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Feb 2012
Posts: 146
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Here I sit broken hearted
Came to $hit but only farted.
Then one day I took a chance,
Tried to fart and $hit my pants

If that doesn't get her going you could tell her that you would like to chugger in her fields of love with your scrotum tractor.

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