Every time that beautiful, talented woman hits the part of her song where she stands up from her piano and belts out "THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREE!!!" I picture a guy in an FDNY uniform and full kit rushing in before she finishes the word "fire" and hitting her with the full 400psi of an attack hose.*
You know... to put this girl out.
And I laugh until I snort. My wife doesnt think this is half as funny as I do.
I actually respect Ms. Keys and I dont want to cause her harm (unlike Beyonce, of whom I'd like to hit with a salmon) but I WOULD LOVE to see the above. Maybe a spoof on SNL or something.
There is something terribly wrong with me.
*Firehose facts taken from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_hose