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Old 02-05-2013, 09:41 PM   #1
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Default Alicia Keys- Man I need help

Every time that beautiful, talented woman hits the part of her song where she stands up from her piano and belts out "THIS. GIRL. IS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIRRRREE!!!" I picture a guy in an FDNY uniform and full kit rushing in before she finishes the word "fire" and hitting her with the full 400psi of an attack hose.*



You know... to put this girl out.




And I laugh until I snort. My wife doesnt think this is half as funny as I do.



I actually respect Ms. Keys and I dont want to cause her harm (unlike Beyonce, of whom I'd like to hit with a salmon) but I WOULD LOVE to see the above. Maybe a spoof on SNL or something.

There is something terribly wrong with me.

*Firehose facts taken from here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_hose


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Old 02-05-2013, 09:48 PM   #2
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She got a big butt.


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Old 02-05-2013, 09:51 PM   #3
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Ya she does, but she has talent
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LOL, Creamy thinking about what you said a second time and I just busted out laughing.
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Well, actually as far as the fire hose pressure is concerned
Oof! ugh! Owowowow!!
Why are y'all kicking me in the nads?!?!
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She's pretty hot, but I hate her short hair. It makes her shoulders look weird in my opinion. I've always been very picky about stupid little things.
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What's wrong with some junk in the trunk?

I for one enjoyed the national anthem during the superbowl.
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And now I'm thinking of what it would be like to hold an inch and a half attack line at 400 PSI... Teh Suck is all that comes to mind.

But that would be funny as hell....
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What's wrong with some junk in the trunk?

I for one enjoyed the national anthem during the superbowl.
I for one hated it. I mean she sang it on key and so on so forth. I just hate the drug out versions of the national anthem. the best was Choirs of the Army, Navy and Air Force doing it in 05.
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Jennifer Hudson was pretty damn good last year. She didn't mess with it at all. Alicia Keys was fine until the very end with her added lines. I hate that too.


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