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Old 01-25-2013, 09:54 PM   #11
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trolling with tha homies...
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:11 PM   #12
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Don't ever put your finger back in that socket, or trust me, YOU WILL cause an explosion. And you want to talk about a little itty bitty piece of glass in your foot!!!! Give me a break!!!!

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:25 PM   #13
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- Aging: sour blond on second-use cherries, English Barleywine (half on brett), 3726 saison w/ brett x2 (dregs mix & Lochristi), GNO 3724 saison w/ brett mix, sour cherry mead, acerglyn, and a few other sours...

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:29 PM   #14
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They steal my socks and guitar picks, oh wait, that's gnomes. Hmm. I don't know what trolls are I guess.

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:30 PM   #15
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Actually, their pants should never reach their ankles, 'cause mom couldn't afford a new pair...

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:33 PM   #16
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It is politically incorrect to drink beer. Anyone who really cares about the earth will drink wine. I hate ALL of you.

 
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:34 PM   #17
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My SISTER likes to brew has too short underpants.

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Old 01-25-2013, 10:34 PM   #18
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They see me trollin', they hate it.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:37 PM   #19
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I just wanted to tell people how dangerous glass carboys are. I now have a wooden leg thanks to it.

My kids and I were playing soccer with an empty carboy. One of the kids did something illegal (I don't understand soccer since it's a lamo sport with retarded rules), but I guess I got a penalty kick. So I lined up to kick my carboy and my foot went right through it. Glass exploded everywhere, sticking out of my leg. I couldn't feel my foot. Kids are screaming, blood is spraying like a broken garden hose. 260 stitches, some microvascular surgery, and a nice maple prosthetic later I'm finally back on my foot.

Moral of the story, glass is dangerous. Don't use it.
Did you carve the maple prosthetic into a fancy Mash Paddle?
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:39 PM   #20
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Dang, troll. Those fake legs're made of carbon fiber nowadays.
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