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Old 01-30-2013, 09:49 PM   #141
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A 1600lb herbivore hopping somebody - daaannnggg!
We were driving to the Grand Canyon from Flagstaff (through the reservation - coming into Desert View on the east end) very early in the morning - before sunrise. In a part where the road was cut through so there were cliffs on either side, an elk decided to leap over the car. He cleared right at the windshield and let me tell you after that I didn't need any more coffee to be awake!
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:53 PM   #142
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We were driving to the Grand Canyon from Flagstaff (through the reservation - coming into Desert View on the east end) very early in the morning - before sunrise. In a part where the road was cut through so there were cliffs on either side, an elk decided to leap over the car. He cleared right at the windshield and let me tell you after that I didn't need any more coffee to be awake!
Now that would make your butt pucker! I could see the need to pull Naugahyde out of your backside after something like that!
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:53 PM   #143
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And nothing like a russian moose high on hops playing around power lines. Let this be a lesson to all the minor meese that a little hop can kill

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Old 01-31-2013, 02:17 AM   #144
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a moose once bit my sister
Did she bite it back?

 
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Old 01-31-2013, 02:47 AM   #145
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a moose once bit my sister
My wife swears a shark bit her on our honeymoon. True story. But I was there and there were no sharks close enough. No blood - no bite.

Wait. What's this thread about??
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My wife swears a shark bit her on our honeymoon. True story. But I was there and there were no sharks close enough. No blood - no bite.

Wait. What's this thread about??
Trolls. You saying she was bitten by a troll?!
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:23 AM   #147
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I was bitten by a troll just last week and I must say, it stings. Got me just below my shoulder blade.

 
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:20 PM   #148
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I was bitten by a troll just last week and I must say, it stings. Got me just below my shoulder blade.
You cut an x in the wound and suck the venom out.

 
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:27 PM   #149
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You cut an x in the wound and suck the venom out.
Now see I was always told you may a V incision and put a drawing agent like chewing tobacco on the wound...
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Now see I was always told you may a V incision and put a drawing agent like chewing tobacco on the wound...
And while still difficult you could do this by yourself. Try sucking the wound located on your back, near the shoulder blade!
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