If I was Chaucers I would be in negotiations with HBO to be the offical mead of the show.
Billy Blanks bathwater energy drinks,
I'd spend money on that. All the real emcees lipsynch.
I talk about stuff that never happened to me;
the public demands it so I'm tellin' it accurately.
God sent a mean hail storm my way,
I counteracted with a dirty sack of diapers on his highway.
When I die, I don't need a fancy pine box;
throw my body in the Buick, tune the radio to classic rock. ~Grand Buffet
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!