Btw, as opposed to the hottie Snorg T woman who I guarentee you would ruin your life just because its fun, the Road Kill model above has a smile that appears to be real.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!