8 year old makes awesome joke.. - Home Brew Forums

Register Now!
Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Community > General Chit Chat > 8 year old makes awesome joke..

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 01-22-2013, 04:20 PM   #1
cheezydemon3
Registered User
Recipes 
 
Nov 2009
louisville
Posts: 12,961
Liked 1671 Times on 1251 Posts



My younger daughter asks

WHY DID THE RABIES JUMP OVER THE CREEK?








..........I don't have a clue.

ANSWER:

To get some "over" time!


So completely wtf, I laughed for nearly five minutes

2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 04:48 PM   #2
CreamyGoodness
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
 
CreamyGoodness's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jul 2011
Ossining, NY
Posts: 7,492
Liked 2133 Times on 1409 Posts


I.... but... uh.... welll....
__________________
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 05:30 PM   #3
cheezydemon3
Registered User
Recipes 
 
Nov 2009
louisville
Posts: 12,961
Liked 1671 Times on 1251 Posts


Her incredible grasp of daddy's nonsensical humor is what made it so great.

I thought You'd get it creamy!!!!

 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 05:32 PM   #4
CreamyGoodness
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
 
CreamyGoodness's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Jul 2011
Ossining, NY
Posts: 7,492
Liked 2133 Times on 1409 Posts


But are they rabbits or rabies???
__________________
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.




YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!


 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 05:35 PM   #5
cheezydemon3
Registered User
Recipes 
 
Nov 2009
louisville
Posts: 12,961
Liked 1671 Times on 1251 Posts


Rabies, the debilitating disease that makes rabbits bite each other.

The microscopic organisms that could never collectively jump a creek or collect a paycheck.

AWESOME.

 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 05:53 PM   #6
IXVolt
HBT_LIFETIMESUPPORTER.png
 
IXVolt's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Apr 2009
Southern Oregon
Posts: 1,717
Liked 79 Times on 54 Posts


My 4 year old comes up to me...

"Hey dad, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"


me, "Uhh, I don't know?"

son, "You Poke her face."

4
People Like This 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2013, 10:09 PM   #7
cheezydemon3
Registered User
Recipes 
 
Nov 2009
louisville
Posts: 12,961
Liked 1671 Times on 1251 Posts


Hopefully my daughter would give Lady GaGa rabies and dump her in a creek.

gratus fermentatio Likes This 
Reply With Quote
Old 01-23-2013, 05:30 PM   #8
Monster Mash
Recipes 
 
Apr 2006
Castaic, CA
Posts: 1,323
Liked 91 Times on 70 Posts


My daughter told me a joke.

She said "Why did the man bend over and say ARRRRRGG!!"

I said "I don't know"

She kicked me in the nuts and said "that's why"....
__________________
My 1BBL Brewery Pics

 
Reply With Quote


Reply
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
best year for wine in the last century was 1997 as x year was best year for hop growi boss429 Hops Growing 4 04-27-2011 09:31 AM
what a difference a year makes: my first beer competition award jigidyjim Beginners Beer Brewing Forum 4 10-16-2010 11:50 PM
Awesome Head Retention-Too Awesome kmk1012 Bottling/Kegging 12 07-04-2010 06:12 PM
Joke Of The Day homebrewer_99 General Chit Chat 6 07-28-2008 12:29 PM
Bad Joke Orpheus Drunken Ramblings and Mindless Mumbling 1 04-28-2007 11:58 PM


Forum Jump