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Old 01-22-2013, 04:20 PM   #1
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Default 8 year old makes awesome joke..

My younger daughter asks

WHY DID THE RABIES JUMP OVER THE CREEK?








..........I don't have a clue.

ANSWER:

To get some "over" time!


So completely wtf, I laughed for nearly five minutes


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Old 01-22-2013, 04:48 PM   #2
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I.... but... uh.... welll....


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Her incredible grasp of daddy's nonsensical humor is what made it so great.

I thought You'd get it creamy!!!!
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But are they rabbits or rabies???
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Rabies, the debilitating disease that makes rabbits bite each other.

The microscopic organisms that could never collectively jump a creek or collect a paycheck.

AWESOME.
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My 4 year old comes up to me...

"Hey dad, how do you wake up Lady Gaga?"


me, "Uhh, I don't know?"

son, "You Poke her face."
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Hopefully my daughter would give Lady GaGa rabies and dump her in a creek.
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My daughter told me a joke.

She said "Why did the man bend over and say ARRRRRGG!!"

I said "I don't know"

She kicked me in the nuts and said "that's why"....


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