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Old 01-18-2013, 10:07 PM   #11
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I had a neighbor when I lived in a real crappy (walls falling in, ancient wiring, pipes breaking) apartment. this guy would always come over wanting to borrow ketchup, socks, and/or underwear from either my roommate or I. my roommate & I came back from a party one night to find the guy broke in & playing our Playstation. "Dude! your door was locked so I had to climb through your window." no cops were involved as we lived by "snitches get stitches".
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Old 01-18-2013, 10:11 PM   #12
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"snitches get stitches".
... And talkers get walkers.
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I had a neighbor when I lived in a real crappy (walls falling in, ancient wiring, pipes breaking) apartment. this guy would always come over wanting to borrow ketchup, socks, and/or underwear from either my roommate or I. my roommate & I came back from a party one night to find the guy broke in & playing our Playstation. "Dude! your door was locked so I had to climb through your window." no cops were involved as we lived by "snitches get stitches".
Sometimes, when I am feeling brave, I want to turn off my tv and just listen to billy's stories.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:46 AM   #14
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Sometimes, when I am feeling brave, I want to turn off my tv and just listen to billy's stories.
I has some stories. here's a great one that involves beer: back in vegas, during all the punks fighting each other (as well as the skins), there were a few different punk crews. I had friends in all of them because I didn't care about their drama. a new guy moved in from OR. he went to a party at a crew house. all the punks & skins were getting trashed on cheap beer & whiskey (as usual). everyone was pretty well hammered when the beer ran out. the guy fresh from OR stepped outside to find a guy sitting on the curb. he sat next to him. the guy already sitting drank way too much & started projectile vomiting. the OR guy cupped his hands and caught a large amount and proclaimed, "Beer!" a moment of sobriety washed over him and he restated himself, "That's not beer." two of my best friends just met.
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Old 01-19-2013, 12:54 AM   #15
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This thread is one of the reasons why when I buy a house, I plan on not being able to see my neighbors.
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I am the neighbor from hell on my block.
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:48 AM   #17
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any of y'all ever seen that show about the Full Throttle Saloon in Sturgis, SD?
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Old 01-19-2013, 01:49 AM   #18
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When I lived I had a horrible neighbor. He was married to a woman from Columbia and they had a daughter who were very nice. This guy was trailer trash who had money. He treated his yard as a compost bin. Any thing that they didn't finish eating was thrown in the back yard. There was no fence between our property so my dogs would always go over and eat what ever he threw out. I was ok with most of it until the chicken bones and gizzards started being disposed of this way. I went over and had a talk with him about it and it stopped for a couple of weeks. Then they got a cat and started throwing away the litter in the yard.

SWMBO went out of town for the weekend so I decided to throw a chicken on the BGE and made some sides that would suffice for lunch and dinner the following day at work. The neighbor is out grilling as well and is quite drunk. Flames are flying out of his pit and he's not doing anything about it. He tell me he's making a South American meal and that I should come over for dinner. I told him I was fine and had my own dinner. He then decided we should have a potluck. Like a sucker I went over. He cooked a chuck roast that was beyond well done and dry as shoe leather. He and his family picked my bird clean and finished the sides. No one ate the beef. To top it off I took a four pack of boulevard Doublewide over. He asked if he could try one and I let him know it was nothing like the Natural Ice he was drinking. He cracked a bottle took one sip and poured it all out. He then proceeded to ridicule my taste for beer. I never stepped foot in his house again

 
Old 01-19-2013, 03:55 AM   #19
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Story 1:
Go back 3 years, swmbo and I move into an apartment together, in all my life being an apartment dweller I have never received a noise complaint. At this place grumpy b. lived below us, every week he was either calling security or the police because we were being to loud. Before anyone goes defending her, one of the times she called a noise complaint in was at 10:30 am, and i went into work at 9, and swmbo went in at 8. My boss who has known me since 2001 has never seen me so mad.

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Go back 6 years, I was working overnight at a drugstore, and we use to have a lady come on all the time at 3 in the morning wasted of booze and lord knows what stumble around my store knocking stuff over all the time. Well 2 years ago we left the place above grumpy b. to another complex ere in town. First year and a half go by great, had two separate sets of good neighbors. Then it goes bad overnight lady moves in (from here on out will be called "wt") with her mom and two kids. Well every day she's fighting with her boyfriend baby daddy number 2, fighting with her mom, yelling at her kids. Her mother is slightly better. Her kids are terrors, while our dog had her cone of same and stitches in her tail the daughter would come flying out the door grabbing at the poor dog and her tail. After a couple weeks of living there wt was getting all her stuff from her storage unit and buried my front door, then just stood there while I had to move her crap to walk the dog. She left her 4 year old and 7 year old home alone. An recently was outside yelling and screaming about how she was going to beat someone's car with a baseball bat. I have a recording on my phone of her sitting outside during summer vacation in broad daylight and every other word out of her mouth is the f bomb.

Needless to say they are why we are moving.

 
Old 01-19-2013, 05:03 AM   #20
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Screw neighbors. Ive dealt with enough crappy ones while living in crappy apartments that i probably am one.
I usually have issues when it comes to noise because i am a slight audiophile and i really do restrict the amount and times my system gets loud but neighbors dont try to understand that and like to call the cops everytime its on. At that point i stop apologizing and start ignoring them and if they persist... I face my speakers into thier walls.
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