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Old 01-10-2013, 12:34 AM   #11
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6. In the show "The League" Taco has a theory the only attractive women. I tend to agree.
The League rocks! Taco is awesome

Oh, and my favorite word is "Moist". Say it a few times when standing in a group of ladies. Awesome.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:37 AM   #12
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mmmmmmmm...Tasty Tasty Reindeer - what were talking about?
1. Betty's hot!
2. Tasty again
3. No it doesnt, nor does alcohol free beer or gluten free bread or sugar free anything.
4. Explicitly is my favorite word
5. Did you ever notice it is also true for lawyers?
6. I have a problem with many Subaru drivers in Alaska.
7. I tend to just smile at them like I know something is avbout to happen and they don't.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:43 AM   #13
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I try not to ride in elevators. I was trapped in one as a child and rescued by hookers.

True story.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:50 AM   #14
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I try not to ride in elevators. I was trapped in one as a child and rescued by hookers.

True story.
Even if you have to make it up that story deserves a follow up.

 
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Old 01-10-2013, 01:23 AM   #15
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I try not to ride in elevators. I was trapped in one as a child and rescued by hookers.

True story.
I believe it!

 
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Old 01-10-2013, 02:45 AM   #16
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I wasn't yet 8 years old and was at The Texas Motel. The one Swaggart would later get busted at with a hooker. I don't even know if this was an elevator for people or just a service elevator, but I was riding up and down in it. It made creaking noises and jerked a lot. It got stuck a few feet from the second floor. The door would only open a few inches.

I tried to pry it open, but it wouldn't budge. So, I stood in it yelling, "HEY! HEY! HEY!" After forever, some 'ladies' came by and looked at me through the door. They were talking to each other about me, but I couldn't hear what they were saying. Then they left. So I went back to yelling, "HEY!"

A few minutes later they were back with this big dude. All three of them pried the door open and pulled me out by my arms. The dude asked me if I had money. I didn't and he left. The ladies bought me a Coke, the drink, and pulled the tab off and dropped it in the can. I was worried I might swallow it, so I just took a sip and left.

It seems I knew someone there, but those were strange times.
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Old 01-10-2013, 05:51 PM   #17
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Herb Ellis was as fast as Fred and the car.

Drew Barrymore named her kid Olive.

Grape juice at communion doesnt make any sense.

Whelmed is better than underwhelmed or overwhelmed, especially in the beer world.

Tom Baker is ugly.

Toyota Siennas.

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Old 01-12-2013, 06:55 PM   #18
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The ladies bought me a Coke, the drink, . . .
I love how you felt you needed to explain which Coke they got for you.
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Old 01-13-2013, 08:19 AM   #19
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I love how you felt you needed to explain which Coke they got for you.
I was thinking the exact same thing when I read this

 
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Old 01-14-2013, 08:38 AM   #20
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The freezer where the store the food, is adjacent to the freezer where they store the bodies at the hospital.
There is only one nut that holds the rotor blades on the helicopter.

 
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