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Old 01-07-2013, 05:18 PM   #1
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The waitress who brought Fred and Willma the brontosaurus ribs was stronger than both Fred and the car. Think about it.

ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER used to laugh and call Rudolf names. All of them. That means Dancer and Prancer and all the rest of them were @$$holes at one time. Screw you, Blitzen.

Decaffinated coffee doesnt make any sense.

One of my favorite words in the English language is pulp.

Why are there unattractive doctors in real life, but never on TV?

A disproportionate number of VW Jetta owners are jackholes. I wonder why this is.

People save their least interesting conversations for their rides in elevators.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:20 PM   #2
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My favorite word is Taint, as in the body part.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:22 PM   #3
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Decaffinated coffee doesnt make any sense.
Alcohol-free beer makes even less sense.
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:29 PM   #4
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Alcohol-free beer makes even less sense.
At least until In-Bev comes out with an NA de-caff stout!
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Old 01-07-2013, 05:30 PM   #5
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1. Fred was probably on roids and drove a kia.

2. isnt rudolph kind of the ******* for being such an easy target?

3. coffee tastes good. If no beer had alcohol would you still drink it? I would :-)

4. I like Snausage. I dont know why.

5. I refer you to Dr. Taub on house. Dude is an ugly hobbit. and kind of an ass.

6. In the show "The League" Taco has a theory the only attractive women. I tend to agree.

7. I just stand awkwardly silent in elevators...
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Old 01-07-2013, 06:48 PM   #6
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ALL OF THE OTHER REINDEER used to laugh and call Rudolf names. All of them. That means Dancer and Prancer and all the rest of them were @$$holes at one time. Screw you, Blitzen.

Please leave Dancer and Prancer out of this. We can discuss the others, but those are too dear to me.

 
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Not all of the other reindeer picked on Rudolph. He had some special friends who were just a bit different from the norm. Some were into art, some were good at math, some just loved to read books. They liked Rudolph just fine and really appreciated the fact that he could stand up to the bullies and risked permanent ostracizing when he tried-out for the lead sleigh position. They never had the guts to do that.

The media is to blame for generalizing the situation. It was only about 10-12 of the reindeer "jocks" who were very vocal and mean. This kind of thing had been going on for decades. It just kind of perpetuated from generation to generation.

In a way Rudolph gave heart to so many reindeer who otherwise would have remained in the shadows, never having the courage to speak up and be who they want to be! It must have been great to be there when he put on the harness, marched out onto the field and heard the thousands of inspired fans chanting, "RUDY! RUDY! RUDY!" Even if it was only for one night. (Little known fact that was also left out of the media reports: Rudolph was asthmatic. He nearly died shortly after take off, but fortunately the heavy fog was pretty much centered over the North Pole and he wasn't really needed after that. They set him down in Northern Spain and picked him back up on Christmas Day after a brief stop at the Waffle House (I don't get it, but it's just sort of a tradition for them.)

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This! Those damned reindeer are playing too many violent video games while listening to gangster rap and watching gory horror movies. Where are the parent reindeer in all of this?
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Please leave Dancer and Prancer out of this. We can discuss the others, but those are too dear to me.
No offense, but if your names are 'Dancer' and 'Prancer', you've got no business making fun of anyone. Those two would have been toast if they went to my high school.
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Old 01-10-2013, 12:31 AM   #10
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My favorite word is Taint, as in the body part.
"Grundle" is also acceptable in the same context.
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