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Old 01-06-2013, 04:52 AM   #11
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But wait! there is more!!!





























If you call now we will include 2 wax vacs for the price of one.

 
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:07 PM   #12
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The thermal shaver where the woman is shaving her husband's chest gets me. It's called the no-no, as in, if my wife ever buys that for me, I will look at her and say "NO NO!!" and then run screaming from the room.
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Old 01-06-2013, 02:11 PM   #13
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These all make great stocking stuffers for Christmas. Of course, everyone gets a bottle of "Tag Away" as well!
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Old 01-08-2013, 01:31 PM   #14
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So I'm having my nightcap (on a long day of drinking) and what do I see on TV? An ad for "wax vac"? What the smurf?! Apparently those of us that use Q-tips to clean our ears are courting deafness or even death by using these dangerous items.
Well, technically...
http://sujeet.net/wp/wp-content/uplo...%20warning.jpg

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:13 PM   #15
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Ever get really congested when you have the flu and you cant breathe through your nose? I wonder if the wax vac could serve a dual purpose...
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Old 01-08-2013, 02:49 PM   #16
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Ever get really congested when you have the flu and you cant breathe through your nose? I wonder if the wax vac could serve a dual purpose...
I'm pretty sure there is a battery powered snot sucker for babies. Ugh.
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Old 01-08-2013, 09:52 PM   #17
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I'm pretty sure there is a battery powered snot sucker for babies. Ugh.
Or use a bulb syringe

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:25 PM   #18
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Or use a bulb syringe
You mean a turkey baster?

 
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:31 PM   #19
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I'm pretty sure there is a battery powered snot sucker for babies. Ugh.
I'd only look at that if it was corded and could be rewired to run on 220v. Suck the snot out of them for life, with just one use.

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You mean a turkey baster?
Get a BIG one. You know, the long ones the LHBS sells. Just be sure to have the evil chuckle going as you approach the patient/victim with it.
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Old 01-08-2013, 10:31 PM   #20
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I laugh every time I see that commercial. The guy jamming the q-tip in his ear and yelling "OW!" just gets me rolling.

 
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