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Old 12-31-2012, 01:48 PM   #21
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Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?

This hobby might not be for lazy people.
No, but I think about hiring hookers who clean house & look great in scanty French maid outfits every time I think about what I'd do if I won the $100 million on Powerball.
Regards, GF.

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Old 12-31-2012, 03:14 PM   #22
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No, but I think about hiring hookers who clean house & look great in scanty French maid outfits every time I think about what I'd do if I won the $100 million on Powerball.
Regards, GF.
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:14 PM   #23
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No, but I think about hiring hookers who clean house & look great in scanty French maid outfits every time I think about what I'd do if I won the $100 million on Powerball.
Regards, GF.
Hiring hot maids to clean the house and fulfill the weekly services plus some additional odds and ins would be ideal.

Then you would have the free time to brew and bottle.

Or... talk one of the neighbors into brewing and bottling and then just drink THEIR beer.

 
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Old 12-31-2012, 08:20 PM   #24
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Hiring hot maids to clean the house and fulfill the weekly services plus some additional odds and ins would be ideal.
Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.

I work from home, and I will tell you that she is quite distracting. As cool as it might sound, I would not recommend it, especially if you've a lecherous side that you do your best to subdue
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:27 PM   #25
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Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.D
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:40 PM   #26
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Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.

I work from home, and I will tell you that she is quite distracting. As cool as it might sound, I would not recommend it, especially if you've a lecherous side that you do your best to subdue
I'm sighing dejectedly here...
And wondering where my $100 millon is.
Nope, not under there.
Regards, GF.

Wait, is your hot maid single? Need a butler for a week or 2?

 
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Old 12-31-2012, 10:44 PM   #27
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Without turning this into a "letter to Playboy", I will say that I have a very hot, young, blond Polish maid. We had older ones in the past, and my wife got this one while I was in China. She called and said the new one was very attractive - like a model.

I work from home, and I will tell you that she is quite distracting. As cool as it might sound, I would not recommend it, especially if you've a lecherous side that you do your best to subdue
Train her how to brew you some all grain, from cradle to grave, and you have yourself a winner.

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:39 AM   #28
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:39 AM   #29
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Anybody ever think about hiring a maid or servant to brew/rack/bottle your beer for you?

This hobby might not be for lazy people.
Yes, but only if she does it topless

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:57 AM   #30
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Where do you work? Curios minds want to know.
He works at a waste treatment plant. So, there actually IS some beer and dairy products involved, I guess.

 
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