Were it not for Carlo Rossi jugs there would have been no mead brewing and thus no CreamyGoodness on this site. Make of that what you will.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!