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Old 01-02-2013, 07:53 PM   #11
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Most of the time, I'm building islands in the bowl... Kind of disappointed when I don't.
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Old 01-02-2013, 08:02 PM   #12
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A civil engineer I once knew who designed sewer systems called them "boulevards," which he defined as a six sigma turd.

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 09:18 PM   #13
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I hate the ones that when you look in the toilet and nothing is there and when you wipe nothing is there and you start second guessing your self on if you even pooped at all.


Does anyone else say good bye to your poops and feel like a part of you is leaving.

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Old 01-02-2013, 10:34 PM   #14
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When I was in the 6th grade, my best friend had bladder cancer. Terrible for him. He eventually was cured though. At that age, I didn't really know about cancer and what it can do. All I knew was my best friend was sick and missed a lot of school.

The thing I remember most about his ordeal was his poop.

He said before the cancer his poop would float (just like mine). After the cancer it no longer floated.

So for a few years I would always examine my poop in the toilet. If it ever sank I would start to worry that I had cancer or some equally horrible disease.
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Old 01-02-2013, 10:46 PM   #15
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When I lived in Antarctica had to eat a lot to keep the furnace stoked and fire burning. That also meant a huge amount of waste product. One day a friend of mine was so excited about his huge poop he gathered anybody he could find to take a look at it before it got flushed. We were young. That chopping machine would have been helpful.

 
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:03 AM   #16
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I was a wrestler back in HS. My senior year I cut just over 35 lbs to wrestle 189 lbs (played football that year at a touch over 225). (Many of the current health/safety regulations - Dr. exam to determine maximum weight you're allowed to lose, weigh-ins an hour before the meet instead of the morning of, etc. were put in two years after I graduated.) For the better part of three months, I survived on only a peanut butter sandwich, orange, small cup of jell-o, and a plain baked potato every day. While going to school, lifting weights 4x/week, going through a 2 hour wrestling practice every evening, and most night going to the rec center for another hour+ workout each night.

When you get to the point that you crap every third day, you start to really appreciate that time on the throne....

 
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:21 PM   #17
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Unloading a stinkie wet one right now. Post Vietnamese food for lunch. This thing is disgusting.

 
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Old 01-03-2013, 09:56 PM   #18
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I was at a hospital once and went to use the bathroom. I will never forget the horror that I saw when I opened the first stall door. There was a damn python in there. This **** was probably close to 4" in diameter if not bigger and stuck up about 6" out of the toilet. I don't mean out of the water but stood straight up and out above the seat.
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Old 01-04-2013, 12:47 AM   #19
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I was at a hospital once and went to use the bathroom. I will never forget the horror that I saw when I opened the first stall door. There was a damn python in there. This **** was probably close to 4" in diameter if not bigger and stuck up about 6" out of the toilet. I don't mean out of the water but stood straight up and out above the seat.
LMAO!!! I can only imagine the sight, and the look on your face. Bet the person that made that deposit was grinning ear to ear when he was walking out... I do hope he wiped though, even if he did that in another stall.
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Old 01-04-2013, 01:04 AM   #20
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This thread is disturbing. In a good way,

 
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