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Old 12-29-2012, 04:26 PM   #1
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You've been pre-warned in the title...


Have you ever dropped a triple duce that's so dense you have to flush twice (or more) to get it to all go down? Not talking about clogging, just that part of it is so heavy that the first flush can't move it far enough, fast enough for it to go down with just one flush.




Yeah, I went there. Actually did this about 15 minutes ago. For the record, I've not had anything with alcohol in it since last night (about 10-11 hours ago). So this isn't a drunken rambling, and not all that mindless...

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Old 12-29-2012, 05:19 PM   #2
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My father used to complain when I was young that he had to chop it up into smaller bits to get that arm sized duece to go down. When I evacuated,it was dead on serious...
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:25 PM   #3
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I stayed at a small hotel in france that had slicing blades in the bottom of the toilet. The flush button was on the toilet lid. So, you closed the lid, hit the button, and the blender action pureed your junk and sent it out the very small waste pipe.

The reason was that the waste had to be pumped up the walls. The hotel was very old and did not have sewage pipes under it. Crazy.

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Spend $750 on a macerator, or keep a pair of limb loppers next to the toilet. Your choice.
http://www.amazon.com/Saniflo-023-SA.../dp/B0014RQ8LI

Note the sound of the macerator kicking on at 0:30...
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:30 PM   #4
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I used the second floor bathroom in the house I'm renting. There's normal pipes and such (had a sink installed in the basement that ties into the waste pipe)... So there was plenty of drop going on.

I can only imagine how that toilet slushy action went. I hope the lid closed really well over the bowl before you pressed the button.

For the record, I did lol on that one, but didn't post it...
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:38 PM   #5
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My daughter visited me a short while back. That was the first time we saw each other in about 8 years. On the second day, she told me. "I dropped a huge one and it blocked the toilet." I had to ask her, what do you want me to do? Go in there and break it up? Or tell you where the plunger is?

Thankfully, she asked me to tell her where the plunger was.....But she is my daughter....I woulda gone in there and beat that bastard with a stick until it cried for mercy.

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Old 12-29-2012, 05:55 PM   #6
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When we were growing up one of the nicknames I had for my middle brother was "The Coiler" for his propensity to drop ends-touching anacondas that completely encircled the stool.
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Old 12-29-2012, 05:58 PM   #7
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When we were growing up one of the nicknames I had for my middle brother was "The Coiler" for his propensity to drop ends-touching anacondas that completely encircled the stool.
There's a word for that: ouroboros. I always thought that it was odd to have a special word for that.

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Old 12-31-2012, 02:39 PM   #8
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Just had one myself. Dense enough the water jet couldn't move it fast enough, and too large to make the bend through the trap. Three flushes and it's still there.

Gonna have to let that one 'soak' for a while.

 
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:04 PM   #9
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HAHA I don't know what's funnier. The fact everyone is so open about this or that I've experienced the same thing..
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Old 01-02-2013, 06:10 PM   #10
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I have not had anything close to these stories, but the experience seems entertaining wish I had a story for this thread.

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