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Old 12-26-2012, 12:48 AM   #271
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whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...

 
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Old 12-26-2012, 12:49 AM   #272
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whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...
Some of us will never be the same

 
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Old 12-26-2012, 12:53 AM   #273
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I have a feeling this thread may become one of those underground threads that we refer to. Like the EAC and mikedavid ones.

 
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:09 AM   #274
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I have a feeling this thread may become one of those underground threads that we refer to. Like the EAC and mikedavid ones.
Finally I'm part of an insid joke on here

 
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Old 12-26-2012, 01:32 AM   #275
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Hm this is very interesting ...

Well right the first question is the definition of perfect. I would say perhaps the perfect machine would _never_ require any repairs, but could require maintenance.

So if, after all required maintenance peformed at least at the required intervals with the proper parts were done, which say might include periodic replacement of the oil seals at an interval involving calendar days / machine run time, it still sprang an oil leak, and the specifcations were that itw ould not leak oil if maintenand peroperly then it could nto be pefreect. Ok phew I darnk a lot f hnoemade sake tongiht and i thini I beter tak it ieasy.

 
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Old 12-26-2012, 04:06 AM   #276
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Honey, I was just defending your honor?

Dang, even that won't fly.
Maybe drug his possum soup or something.

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whoa, left this thread on page 1...

The places it's gone... the things it's seen...
Problem is, once you've seen some of these things, you can't "un-see" them.

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Some of us will never be the same
Some were not 'right' to begin with...
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:05 PM   #277
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Is that perfect machine still dysfunctional? Try new batteries.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:21 PM   #278
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Maybe drug his possum soup or something.

Problem is, once you've seen some of these things, you can't "un-see" them.

Some were not 'right' to begin with...
True

 
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Old 12-27-2012, 07:23 AM   #279
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Does it leak beer?

 
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Old 12-27-2012, 08:25 AM   #280
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Does it leak beer?
Yes. Yes it does.

 
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