Ok, so I washed and harvested some yeast, first time I've tried it. Figured I better do a starter (another first) since I'm making the Poor Richard's Ale, lots of corn. 3 cups of water, 1/2 cup DME in a half gallon growler.
Blowout! All over the counter and floor.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
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