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Old 12-13-2012, 10:53 PM   #11
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:24 AM   #12
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Originally Posted by acefaser View Post
So it sticks to the bottom of my glass and the girl next to me decides to show me how to make it stop sticking to my glass. 3 pounds of salt on the napkin and table later and the bartender gives me the evil eye...
Hopefully you were paying more attention to the girl interested in you, than what the bartender thinks about some salt!
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Old 12-14-2012, 01:43 AM   #13
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Originally Posted by Homercidal View Post
BW3 always salts my napkins. I'm all like.. WTF???

"Keeps the napkin from sticking to the glass!"

I'm not even sure why I need a napkin in the first place. It's not like I'm going to even set my beer down...
Ha! I was trying to remember what restaurant use to put salt on my napkin.
How about the cardboard coasters? I usually just push them to the side and put the glass on the bar. They still have to wipe the bar down when I leave and having a little water on the table only helps clean things up! Better than trying to pick up parts of a wet napkin.

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