The Waitresses- Christmas Wrapping if I am feeling gleeful (it happens in very short spurts)
Anaheim Steamroller- They managed to take annoying songs and make them inoffensive... kind of an application of musical deodorant.
On the other end of the spectrum is the by far, absolute, without a doubt worst Christmas song ever written or produced... "Red Shoes." I will say no more, as discussion of this monstrosity sends me into a rant every year.
See, that's where the real story is.
In the competition for the attention of the space aliens.
Everyone's equal in the eyes of God, but the space aliens, you've got to figure they would play favorites.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!