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View Poll Results: What is your theory about using bears in fermentation?
I don't like it. In fact, I hate it a LOT. 12 10.00%
Dry Bearing is the super awesomest!!!! 19 15.83%
Gnome detection is too expensive. 32 26.67%
My dog eats the bears. 5 4.17%
I find myself attracted to bears. 6 5.00%
I am attracted to my dog. 9 7.50%
My dog is attracted to my bear. 12 10.00%
You get the idea..... 13 10.83%
I likes me some BREW FARIES. 27 22.50%
Hi, what was the question? 31 25.83%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 120. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 12-18-2012, 08:49 PM   #91
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GOT HIM!!!!

Thanks. Consider the leg a finders fee, and thanks for averting a massacre at chuck e cheese, how many effers would suddenly get the good idea if that hit the front pages?

What did you take him out with? Quite a mess!
Happened to have my Desert Eagle on me when I ran across him. Lucky thing too. I actually hate that gun, but SWMBO took my beloved .357 mag. The interesting part was that I had a hodge podge of ammo in the magazine. I think there were some hollow points, full metal jackets, and some wadcutters. Not sure which round took him out, but I emptied the magazine on him. I know he took a full metal jacketed hollow point to the snout, but he kept coming at me. That wasn't very pretty.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:00 PM   #92
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Happened to have my Desert Eagle on me when I ran across him. Lucky thing too. I actually hate that gun, but SWMBO took my beloved .357 mag. The interesting part was that I had a hodge podge of ammo in the magazine. I think there were some hollow points, full metal jackets, and some wadcutters. Not sure which round took him out, but I emptied the magazine on him. I know he took a full metal jacketed hollow point to the snout, but he kept coming at me. That wasn't very pretty.
Yeah bears have a much smaller brain. Possible to take off most of the head when zombified and still have it lumbering around.

Good work!

 
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:06 PM   #93
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Yeah bears have a much smaller brain. Possible to take off most of the head when zombified and still have it lumbering around.

Good work!
So what are you gonna do with what's left of him? I guess he still has most of 3 legs left and a partial torso. Make sure you bleed him out completely before you add it to the wort. You think pedo/lacto infections look bad? You aint seen nothin' until you have a zed infection. There's no racking from under that shiat.
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Old 12-18-2012, 09:13 PM   #94
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Oh I have plenty of experience with that!

First I need to re-populate my stable with my enemies (zombified)........and make it bear-proof

Then I shall make 60 or so gallons of the zed bear ale......maybe consider infecting a couple more bears......PM me if you want in on helping with security and a cut of the commercial sales!

 
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Old 12-19-2012, 01:32 PM   #95
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Oh I have plenty of experience with that!

First I need to re-populate may stable with my enemies (zombified)........and make it bear-proof

Then I shall make 60 or so gallons of the zed bear ale......maybe consider infecting a couple more bears......PM me if you want in on helping with security and a cut of the commercial sales!
I think the market might be a little narrow, but I'm sure there's money to be made. The question is if you can make enough to cover the cost of security and equipment. I'll invest a few farm conicals and a dozen gallons of my proprietary zed infused yeast to the project. I'm sure I could rig a gun mounted perimeter system. You're covering the ammo cost though. After seeing how many rounds it took to drop your bear, there's no way I could front that cost.
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:16 PM   #96
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I voted for the best one. My dog, when he eats the bears, farts often.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 02:55 AM   #97
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Sweet Jesus! Best thread in recent memory.

SO MUCH good bear lore.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:31 AM   #98
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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Fact.


 
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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica.....truth.

Well this a puzzler! The burning question on everyone's mind is: The new "BEST SHOW EVER" Battlestar galactica or the "Old Piece of steaming crap" BSG?

Either way your statement is interesting.

 
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:55 PM   #100
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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica.....truth.

Well this a puzzler! The burning question on everyone's mind is: The new "BEST SHOW EVER" Battlestar galactica or the "Old Piece of steaming crap" BSG?

Either way your statement is interesting.
What is going on here?!

 
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