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Old 12-12-2012, 02:38 PM   #21
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UNSUBSCRIBE UNSUBSCRIBE!!!!! Aaahhhh

Im terrified of bears, let alone gnomes. I would have never started brewing if I knew any of this. What have I gotten myself into. I live in a city and dump my spent grain down the gutter in the alley -- the gnomes and bears probably think Im just mocking them -- oh man, Im in trouble.
It really isn't that big a deal!!!!

You can even have bears shipped now.

Lots of tranquilizer,and the ability to easily lift and move a 700 lb bear is all that is required.

.....That and one BIG damned fermenter.

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 02:45 PM   #22
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I recommend an engine hoist, like this one. They're economical, and boy are they useful if the bear is still drugged. Before I got one, I'd have to ask the neighbors to come over and help me get it in the carboy. They did it, but you could tell they didn't like it.

Also, and apropos of nothing, this:

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Old 12-12-2012, 02:52 PM   #23
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Jerrodm, your posts are a wealth of extremely well thought out information put into nearly poetic phrasing.

The simple beauty with which you wrap text nearly brings a tear to my eye....*sniff*

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:03 PM   #24
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Aw, shucks.
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For they garner the succulent berries of the hop and mass and sift and bruise and brew them and they mix therewith sour juices and bring the must to the sacred fire and cease not night or day from their toil, those cunning brothers, lords of the vat. -James Joyce

On deck: Orange Cranberry Wit, Dusseldorf Altbier
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Bottles: Northern Brown Ale, 1/10; English IPA, 12/31; Cider, 12/9; White House Honey Ale AG, 12/9;

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:03 PM   #25
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Evil or not - it WILL wait until you're not looking.....
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:25 PM   #26
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Evil or not - it WILL wait until you're not looking.....
In what scenario is this NOT EVIL????????

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:51 PM   #27
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Karma is not "evil," it's just is.
From hinduism.about.com:
Every time we think or do something, we create a cause, which in time will bear its corresponding effects.
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:00 PM   #28
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Karma is not "evil," it's just is.
From hinduism.about.com:
Every time we think or do something, we create a cause, which in time will bear its corresponding effects.
No such thing.

Some of the biggest ******** on the planet get the most pu$$y, the most $$, and die the happiest.

 
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Old 12-12-2012, 07:07 PM   #29
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In what scenario is this NOT EVIL????????
True, that...
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Old 12-13-2012, 02:47 AM   #30
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Karma is not "evil," it's just is.
From hinduism.about.com:
Every time we think or do something, we create a cause, which in time will bear its corresponding effects.
Why do I suddenly feel like I am in Ghosbusters trying to think of NOTHING......

 
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