Yes, ex-pat thread good. We compare teeth and speak funny for amusement of others.
Come to think on it, scrumpy.......I know it's just an expression, but it certainly DOES feel like it's stripping the enamel right of those 'lil suckers! Last place I lived in the UK was in Devon.......Not quite Somerset in the scrumpy stakes, but close enough......I miss it too, but sort of in the same way I miss the satisfaction I would get from surviving a razor blade swallowing competition. Despite how it sounds, that's a compliment to scrumpy.