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Old 12-02-2012, 02:49 AM   #11
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Brings back a great memory. I have an X-rated version of, "The Night Before Christmas" that I used for many years. I was in my mid-40s when my youngest daughter was born. On her 3rd or 4th Christmas, my wife asked me to recite, The Night Before Christmas" for her. I got to about, " Not a creature was stirring----------- I froze, couldn't remember the straight version. Wife was in hysterics! Told my daughter about it when she was 20 or so and she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever heard.

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Bob, those are the best, when they are fresh off your crazy mind. I used to do that with my friends and a guitar. I'd use Zeppelin or Beatles songs and make up X-rated lyrics to make fun of the friends in the room. Even if you're bad, you can still leave them in stitches because it's genuine.


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Ok. You were warned. Had a brew day today - Oak Barrel Bourbon Porter (NB). One of my buddies wanted to hear "I'm dreaming of a wort Christmas." But all I could come up with was this.

Sung to the tune of "Let it Snow."

Well the recipe's on the table
And the SWMBOs said we're able.
There's nothing we'd rather do.
Let us brew, let us brew, let us brew.

Oh the kettle is slowly heatin'
And we've got some chips for eatin'.
We steep grain at 152.
Let us brew, let us brew, let us brew.

When we finally add the hops
How I love to first take me a sniff.
Pellets, whole leaf or plugs,
For me it just don't make a diff!

Oh the wort's ready for some chillin'
The Carboy we'll soon be fillin'.
Got our starter of [WLP]002
Let us brew,
let us brew,
let us brew.


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Old 12-02-2012, 06:13 AM   #13
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Brew - Jay, if I could give you multiple likes I would!

Your song is fantastic and very clever.
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On the first day of Christmas my brew love gave to me.....


That's all I got.
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Here's a rendition of Jingle Bells

Bottle bombs, bottle bombs, bottle bombs away
Added too much primer to my batch of IPA, oh

Bottle bombs, bottle bombs, bottle bombs away
give them to my boss cuz he's an a$$ hole anyway
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Bring a beer, Jeanette Isabella!
Bring a beer to me and run!
We can't be out, ask the neigbors;
We can't be out, I'll brew some more.
Ah, ah, beautiful is the wort.
Ah, ah, beautiful is the beer.
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On the first day of Christmas my brew love gave to me.....

That's all I got.
...a porter with high ABV.

On the second day of Christmas my brew love gave to me...
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On the second day of Christmas my brew love gave to me...
2 pounds of citra and a porter with high abv.
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2 pounds of citra and a porter with high abv.
... On the third day of Christmas my brew love gave to me
3 carboy bungs
2 pounds of citra
and a porter with a high ABV.
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... On the third day of Christmas my brew love gave to me
3 carboy bungs
2 pounds of citra
and a porter with a high ABV.
In the fourth day if Christmas my brew love gave to me.
4 brand new ale pails
3 carboy bungs
2 pounds of citra
and a porter with a high ABV


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